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[evilopportunityemployer]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, BLACK HAT. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 333.07.333.06 *** BlackHat has joined 333.07.333.06 <BlackHat> ^J help <BlackHat> help <BlackHat> J <BlackHat> Official business with Black Hat only. Don't waste my time.

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<Spidey>

[heyunderoos]

[Pity to Black Hat, because now a teenager has smelled weakness.]

e

<BlackHat>

[evilopportunityemployer]

I don't care for this 'E'.

[A double pity, because he's an old man.]

<Spidey>

[heyunderoos]

[Peter helpfully includes ANOTHER picture of E, this time more bit crushed than before.]
e!

<BlackHat>

[evilopportunityemployer]

[And diligently, he opens this one too, again to his distate.]

No.

<Spidey>

[heyunderoos]

[The quality only gets worse on the next image that is sent to Black Hat, though it's been zoomed in on the jawline, with the eyes just barely out of frame.]

yes :3c

<BlackHat>

[evilopportunityemployer]

Is this your grand plan? Send me nonsense memes until I come groveling to you, promising to discard my evil ways and become a good citizen who always looks both ways before crossing the street?

<Spidey>

[heyunderoos]

[Would you look at that, another absolutely bit crushed version of e. This time its just zoomed into the eye slightly to the left.]

There is no grand plan, just e!