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Your Secret Santa recipient this year is Sonic ("BlueBlur69" on the network). Please buy, make, or otherwise procure him a nice gift before December 26! You can give this directly, or label it clearly and drop it off at Crowe Clinic C/O Hawkeye Pierce.
Remember: Saint Nick is watching, and he knows where you live!
Happy Holidays, etcetera, and so forth, Santa Claus
[There's many things Black Hat doesn't expect to receive as a message, but this? This possibly tops them all. He'd seen the so-called 'Secret Santa' posts on the network and summarily ignored them. Even if 'Santa Claus' doesn't reply, Black Hat is going to give his two cents in response.]
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evilopportunityemployer) wrote2019-04-25 07:38 pm
<KrisKringle>
Your Secret Santa recipient this year is Sonic ("BlueBlur69" on the network). Please buy, make, or otherwise procure him a nice gift before December 26! You can give this directly, or label it clearly and drop it off at Crowe Clinic C/O Hawkeye Pierce.
Remember: Saint Nick is watching, and he knows where you live!
Happy Holidays, etcetera, and so forth,
Santa Claus
<BlackHat>
What the hell is this?
<KrisKringle>
Surprise!