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this isnt a consult this is me bored n thnkin abut shit n i figured ud have thots
yeah same kinda deal. cuz im thnkin both. just stuff that mofo full of dry grass n crap
n do u thnk itd work better on an old dude? cuz whenever u get storys about spont humn combusting its always old ppl. yea yea 1/2 the time its cuz they fell asleep smokin n sum1 made a kewler story outta it but theres sum weird 1s out there
[Right. Well, he is correct about one thing - Black Hat always has thoughts on horrific and agonizing deaths. Once again, there's a notable delay as Black Hat makes sure he's reading what Jack's written accurately.]
He'd be long dead from burns before the grass in his stomach could ignite, but stuffing him with dry plants beforehand would be entertaining, so long as you don't kill him from that.
Soak it in kerosene to really make sure it lights. Age won't matter all that much, all humans go up eventually.
[He taps his chin, smiling faintly at memories.]
Spontaneous means there's no clear cause. I would consider myself a cause.
[So he's snapped his fingers and set a few humans on fire once. Or twice. Or many, many times.]
The fuel simply makes it faster. You'd get the same results from burning someone at the stake.
[Is this an invitation out? Black Hat takes time to think on it - it has been a while since he's gone on a real spree, the business has seen to that, but beating a man to death in a Bavanite alleyway with a cane had been a thrill he'd forgotten. And this would be even better, for no reason other than murder!]
It shouldn't be too hard to come across. I haven't had ample opportunity to set fire to anyone in a while.
After the fog, perhaps. What, precisely, do you have in mind? [Because he's a bit keenly aware that toying with open fires while wearing bandages on all exposed skin is a recipe for disaster, and ideally this will have healed up by then.]
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evilopportunityemployer) wrote2019-04-25 07:38 pm
< H.Jack69 >
yeah same kinda deal. cuz im thnkin both. just stuff that mofo full of dry grass n crap
n do u thnk itd work better on an old dude? cuz whenever u get storys about spont humn combusting its always old ppl. yea yea 1/2 the time its cuz they fell asleep smokin n sum1 made a kewler story outta it but theres sum weird 1s out there
<BlackHat>
He'd be long dead from burns before the grass in his stomach could ignite, but stuffing him with dry plants beforehand would be entertaining, so long as you don't kill him from that.
Soak it in kerosene to really make sure it lights. Age won't matter all that much, all humans go up eventually.
[He taps his chin, smiling faintly at memories.]
Spontaneous means there's no clear cause. I would consider myself a cause.
[So he's snapped his fingers and set a few humans on fire once. Or twice. Or many, many times.]
< H.Jack69 >
but u did give me another idea...
hey u got any kerosine n sum time 2 kill? wanna go kill sum ppl w/me?
i dont mean rite NOW but soon
i mean im def gonna go kill sumbody now but i do that evry day
<BlackHat>
[Is this an invitation out? Black Hat takes time to think on it - it has been a while since he's gone on a real spree, the business has seen to that, but beating a man to death in a Bavanite alleyway with a cane had been a thrill he'd forgotten. And this would be even better, for no reason other than murder!]
It shouldn't be too hard to come across. I haven't had ample opportunity to set fire to anyone in a while.
After the fog, perhaps. What, precisely, do you have in mind? [Because he's a bit keenly aware that toying with open fires while wearing bandages on all exposed skin is a recipe for disaster, and ideally this will have healed up by then.]
< H.Jack69 >
sort of
luk ive just been thinkin abut ppl burstin in2 flames
i wanna play around w my eletric tentcls. c if i can use em to make ppl burn. they smoke a lot but i bet w sum kersine r sumtin i could lite em up!
<BlackHat>
Understandable. It's quite a spectacle to witness.
In my experience, that will work quite well. I'll have Flug procure kerosene, or whatever equivalent he can find in this place.
Do it right, and we can even keep them alive through much of it.
< H.Jack69 >
yea ive frozen ppl here n zapped em but i havent played around much w fire yet
sweet!
<BlackHat>
We'll simply have to fix that, now won't we?
Contact me when you wish to proceed.