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Black Hat ([personal profile] evilopportunityemployer) wrote2019-04-25 07:38 pm
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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, BLACK HAT.

FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 333.07.333.06

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<BlackHat> ^J help
<BlackHat> help
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<BlackHat> Official business with Black Hat only. Don't waste my time.
 

fightorflug: (What was that | disturbance)

[personal profile] fightorflug 2020-07-02 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Confirmation, Flug actually got it. The doctor freezes, unsure he heard it right, before bracing the wall to turn back around. Unsurprisingly Black Hat is back to looking as though he said no such thing but it doesn't matter.

Not even an hour ago Flug was convinced the man he came back to would torture him without remorse; infallible and all powerful, above whatever puny excuse his mortal subject had to give! And now here he was, confessing to a moment of weakness, solely because Flug asked.

Flug missed this, he realized. He missed him. Even if three days is all Flug felt he had recollection for, the weight of it being apart for over a week feels all too real. Even if it goes against where he was trying to go, Flug uses the hallway to make his way back over to his employer.]


"I'll hold you to that." [There is solace to be taken in the idea. Black Hat wasn't offering to remind him for Flug's benefit. No, the horror of a boss would ensure Flug stayed useful because he was Black Hat; because HE deemed it necessary. Of this Flug could be assured.

And if Flug ever did forget so much that not even Black Hat could remind him? Well, he wouldn't be Flug anymore by then, would he?]
fightorflug: (Caught off guard | Camera-shy)

Anonymous video message left at [July 20th]

[personal profile] fightorflug 2020-07-26 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[< unknown user > has sent a video. Press to view? >]

"Hello boss.
It's me. It's Flug. Uh. Checking in."

[Indeed it is. His bag has seen better days and his coat is practically dyed pink, the quality of the video is intensely shoddy, poor lighting barely conveying the backdrop to be that of some interior of a house, but there is no mistaking that this is in fact, Black Hat's inventor.]

"Sorry I know you don't like video. This keyboard doesn't really work. I kind of broke all the keys when I bashed it- Anyway I wanted you to know that I- I am alive, sir.
I'm trying to get home but there have been some.. complications.]
fightorflug: (uhhhMMM | Hesitation)

Back at the Lair [Morning of 9/23 after Truthsayer Event]

[personal profile] fightorflug 2020-09-25 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[The door to the BHO lair flaps open, hanging ajar ominously and greeting Flug with the sight of broken security precautions as well as a growing sense of dread. He should have tried to come back quicker. Maybe he wouldn't win the fight when Demencia inevitably followed but at least some of his precious experiments and equipment might have survived. Is there anything left?

The text Flug had recieved sounded a lot more like the Black Hat Flug knew. When the scientist found the summons to return, he didn't delay-- only now as he stares down the ominous unlit halls does the old familiar fear of delivering bad news start to eat away at his nerves. Unless he's read too much into this and the gooey-eyed imposter is still around. Somehow that's worse.]


"I, uh, I'm back, Mr. Black Hat."

[He peeks about meekly, taking note of the various acts of vandalism his feral co-worker left in her wake before seemingly storming off.]

"Sir..?"

[Hm. He doesn't see his boss in his typical chair. Maybe the kitchen..?]
fightorflug: (JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH)

Cw: mentions of body fluids

[personal profile] fightorflug 2020-09-26 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Dr. Kenning FlugSlys, torture enthusiast and evil scientist extraordinaire, is no stranger to bizarre body fluids, thanks to being party to Black Hat's own self cannibalization, that included those of the demon's own guts. All the same the suspicious puddle of black isn't one Flug wants to analyze for long. Is it blood? Bile? There are claw marks..?]

"What's--"

[The first thunk was attention-grabbing enough but after the louder SHATTERING, Flug bolts to the source.

Is Black Hat under attack?! Are an old poacher faction breaking in and trying to assault his boss?!]


"Boss! Are you okay? I'll be right there--!"

[Did THEY send this message? Is it a trap? Doesn't matter! Flug WILL break this door down and he won't even do it by carefully dismantling the thing with a screwdriver!]
fightorflug: (that is HEINOUS)

yes perma all mentioned CWs:

[personal profile] fightorflug 2020-09-27 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Flug's life flashes before his eyes as Black Hat nearly lurches in his direction-- PLEASE DON'T MELT HIS FACE OFF LIKE YOUR LAST ASSISTANT PLEASEDON'TMELTHISFACE-- before thankfully changing course. Even if Flug was much more suited to surviving his saliva in Ryslig, one never knew in these circumstances.
Needless to say, this is not what Flug expected to find when he didn't so much as bust the door down but rather very hurriedly launched himself in. Black Hat looks like he is feeling positively wretched, and little does the doctor know how fitting that phrase would be, given the cause of his master's ailment.]


"Demencia- she--" [Another cringe. Wow. That is a lot to purge. Flug tries to clear some glass away, using his spider legs like a broom, awkwardly placing his hand on Black Hat's back]

"..I-I believe she may have gone rogue sir. She knows. E-everyone knows."
fightorflug: (Umm Sir | With Black Hat)

[personal profile] fightorflug 2020-09-28 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Erm. Yeah." [Flug frowned, seeing the mirror reveal even more broken heart grafitti and slashed depictions of his bag spread around the walls. He tracks them with begrudging admiration as they just keep going on and on.]

"She certainly is very... thorough when she wants to be. If only she showed as much dedication to anything else. Just."

[Another cringe; how, how does Black Hat almost manage to sound like a chainsaw like this?]

"Just let it out sir." [Flug continues to rub soothingly, spurred on by the lack of rejection. With his other hand he reaches to flush, it doesn't seem like this is subsiding any time soon.]

"Demencia w-we'll contend with. A-and the network, people will forget that soon enough." [No they won't, oh they are so so screwed, no amount of coverup will fix this any time soon.]

"No one wants to remember last week, as it is."
fightorflug: (Salute!)

[personal profile] fightorflug 2020-09-29 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Certainly, my boss." [Flug lends an arm, ready to support Black Hat if he needs it for balance; like a loyal suboordinate should; like Demencia has forgotten she is supposed to be doing. The claw marks the Manticore left in him will take a while to heal but they're thankfully patched, still Black Hat will feel the deep grooves in Flug's arm beneath the bandages if puts any pressure on it.]

"We'll correct any misconceptions done in your name." [Parroting back the terrible orders is second nature and Flug never thought he would be so relieved to hear Black Hat spouting them again.]

"O-of course they don't have your money, you know..?"
fightorflug: (unnerved)

[personal profile] fightorflug 2020-09-29 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Because I do. I took it from them." [Flug blinks, thinking about how that sounds.]

"N-not to have robbed you, sir, I robbed them! T-that is--" [Honestly he's surprised he was able to keep that under wraps, Flug felt he nearly gave it away several times. Okay, deep breathe, one that isn't hard to take with way Black Hat grips his arm.]

"After I saw AM buy out an entire bakery, I knew I couldn't let this-this ailment affect our finances. So. I. took measures into my own hands. S-sorry sir." [Not that he regrets it, of course not, and Flug certainly doesn't look or sound apologetic but defying Black Hat is still defying Black Hat.]
fightorflug: (UCK do not want)

[personal profile] fightorflug 2020-10-01 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mmrph!"

[YOUR MOUTH, BLACK HAT--! It's more an attack than a kiss and for a horrified moment Flug fears Black Hat hasn't returned to normal at all-- except that weepy sap would never have been this bold. Flug expects to gag, he nearly does-- UGH that breathe must be rancid right now-- but the doctor finds it isn't as revolting as he expected; he supposes that would follow after eating the man's heart. At least something this minor won't trigger his hunting instincts.

He clumsily backstops, bending away, his startled surprise mixing up signals, until the implication hits him like a freight train: Black Hat isn't furious at him. He is not even close to angry, this is not at all how Flug thought this would go!

Despite it all, Flug finds himself gripping back fiercely, determined to give back as much he is gets, even while attempting to pull his face back when a blooming wave of discomfort hits his jaw.]


"Wait, Sir, my tooth--"

[Flug tries to grip the counter for balance and misses--]
lizardgurl4sale: "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. (I looked deep into her eyes and said)

[Multiple usernames]

[personal profile] lizardgurl4sale 2020-10-01 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Throughout the day, under different usernames (except Demencia's usual handle, of course), Black Hat will get the same message in his inbox: ]

There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!
lizardgurl4sale: because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone (Fine I’ll come with you)

< DrLeech >

[personal profile] lizardgurl4sale 2020-10-01 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, don't blame me! i just don't want to get cursed!

[ Hell yeah, time to go trolling under an alias. ]
lizardgurl4sale: he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs. (seriously i don't trust him.)

< DrLeech >

[personal profile] lizardgurl4sale 2020-10-01 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
why me??? don't shoot the messenger! omg
lizardgurl4sale: How was your night? (that's been my evening-)

< DrLeech >

[personal profile] lizardgurl4sale 2020-10-01 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
i just said I didn't wanna get cursed!!!
fightorflug: (FLINCH)

[personal profile] fightorflug 2020-10-02 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Accompanying Black Hat's impactful grunt is Flug's signature squeak. It is not a graceful fall, it's true, but what little mass the scrawny inventor possesses does cushion the demon's landing, leaving Flug grimacing while his tongue feels for the busted tooth in his discomfited mouth. He doesn't dare shove Black Hat off, instead his hands migrate to the other's hips to just.. hold him steady, ready to assist when Black Hat is prepared to climb off. No telling what might trigger more nausea.]

"I think I still have most of it. Should regrow w-with the fog. She got my jaw good." [This close Flug can really take in how unwell Black Hat is looking, however. He carefully lifts one of his gloved hands to get a better look of the unusual eye socket, resting a finger just gently below. Is that blood..?]

"Your eye..?" [It's not as though Flug has seen Black Hat sick as it is, but this symptom is worrisome.]
darkcharge: (65)

< voidgear >

[personal profile] darkcharge 2020-10-04 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of details are we talking here?

[ Look, he's also sus. ]

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